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2023 Archive: The Guardians Vol. 3 Tears

 I went in for space jokes and came out needing therapy for a raccoon’s backstory.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media
Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »
77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days
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71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
 CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
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 Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift
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74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar
Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »
61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition
Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Lunch" Billie
 She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 "Hit M...read more »

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 I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye12/21/1999 23:46Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Gnutella_User01/15/2006 04:01Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Butthead_Uhhh12/02/2004 10:45Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Courage_Dog08/10/1995 10:52The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Goonies_Never_D07/29/2009 16:18Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Dodgeball_Pat09/02/1998 23:24If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Old_School_Frank02/06/1996 05:33We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

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