2005 Vintage: The Group Therapy
“Welcome to the group for people with no self-esteem. Now, who wants to apologize for taking up a chair?” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Group Therapy
2003 Vintage: The Cameraphone Security
Why did the vice principal call an emergency staff meeting? Because a student brought the first phone with a built-in camera to school, creating a… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Cameraphone Security
2003 Classic: The B-52
“Light it up!” The bartender says, “I’m not a pyrotechnician, I’m a drink-pourer.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes… Read More »2003 Classic: The B-52
2003 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands 2
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even after the fifth Red Bull?” “Especially then.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts”… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands 2
2003 Vintage: The Bar Stool
“Is this seat taken?” “Yes, by the ghost of your dignity.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Bar Stool
2002 Archive: The The Ring (Teasers)
Why was the VHS tape scary? Because the trailers started appearing, making us all afraid to watch the home movies of last year’s fireworks. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The The Ring (Teasers)
2002 Legacy: The Hat
I’m a head. I’m just “brimming” with joy. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The X Games Skateboarding Vert
Why was Bucky Lasek so good? Because he was doing tricks that made the video games look realistic. Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The X Games Skateboarding Vert
2001 Vintage: Spy Kids
Why were kids secret agents? Because in 2001, Antonio Banderas realized that his kids could do his job better than he could. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: Spy Kids
2001 Archive: The Allison Janney Repeat
Why did she win again? Because C.J. Cregg could run the world with one hand and a press briefing with the other. Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: The Allison Janney Repeat