Why was the VHS tape scary? Because the trailers started appearing, making us all afraid to watch the home movies of last year’s fireworks.
Part of the 31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
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Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.