Why was everyone “Shaking It Off”? Because Taylor moved to New York, cut her hair, and officially invited us all to join her 1989 squad.
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
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