2010 Legacy: The Ke$ha “We R Who We R”
Why was the traveler covered in glitter? Because 2010 logic dictated that if you weren’t sparkling, you weren’t actually traveling. Part of the 47 Travel… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Ke$ha “We R Who We R”
2009 Legacy: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the love. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The “I’m Yours” Jason Mraz
Why was the 4th so “chilled”? Because everyone with a ukulele thought they were Jason Mraz, making the backyard sound like a Hawaiian coffee shop.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “I’m Yours” Jason Mraz
2008 Legacy: The Bitcoin Whitepaper
What was a lawyer’s first reaction to Bitcoin in 2008? “Can I bill the Satoshi guy in a currency that doesn’t exist yet?” Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Bitcoin Whitepaper
2007 Archive: The Justin Timberlake “What Goes Around”
Why was the traveler so dramatic? Because the music video was 9 minutes long and he felt like his 1-hour flight was a cinematic masterpiece.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Justin Timberlake “What Goes Around”
2007 Legacy: The Halo 3 Absence Wave
Why did half the boys in the senior class suddenly develop a mysterious “24-hour flu” on a Tuesday in late September? Because Microsoft had just… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Halo 3 Absence Wave
2007 Archive: The San Antonio Spurs Sweep
Why were the NBA Finals so quiet? Because Tim Duncan and the Spurs swept a young LeBron James and the Cavaliers, telling him: “This is… Read More »2007 Archive: The San Antonio Spurs Sweep
2006 Legacy: The Garden
She told the lawn it was “lacking a sense of direction.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Garden
2006 Legacy: The Amy Winehouse
A girl orders a drink and the bartender says, “Maybe you should go to rehab.” She says, “No, no, no.” Part of the 75 Bar… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Amy Winehouse
2005 Archive: The Monk Sanitizer Joke
Why? Because Tony Shalhoub probably cleaned the Emmy statuette with a wet wipe before touching it. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The Monk Sanitizer Joke