2014 Archive: Lorde’s “Royals” Vibe
Why was she the queen of the night? Because at 17, she looked like a gothic priestess and convinced us all that we’ll “never be… Read More »2014 Archive: Lorde’s “Royals” Vibe
2014 Legacy: The 2014 Wrap-up
We looked at our “Top Nine” on Instagram. It’s six pictures of the cat, two of her coffee, and one of my feet by the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 2014 Wrap-up
2014 Archive: The “Stay High” Tove Lo
Why was the 2014 BBQ so “Trippy”? Because the Hippie Sabotage remix made us all feel like we were floating in a slow-motion video of… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Stay High” Tove Lo
2013 Classic: Insidious
Chapter 2: Why was the family still being haunted? Because “The Further” doesn’t care about your moving plans, and Patrick Wilson has a very scary… Read More »2013 Classic: Insidious
2012 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 38 Senior &… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2012 Classic: Pinterest Mania
Why was the DIY wreath a disaster? Because Mom saw it on Pinterest and forgot that she doesn’t have the skills of a professional florist… Read More »2012 Classic: Pinterest Mania
2012 Archive: The Justin Bieber (Believe) Fan
“I’m a belieber… that this bulb will work.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Ne-Yo Fan
“Let me love you… and this energy-efficient bulb.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The New Russian Protests
Why were people in Moscow wearing white ribbons? Because they realized that Putin’s plan to switch jobs with Medvedev again was less of a “democratic… Read More »2011 Classic: The New Russian Protests
2011 Legacy: Best Metal Performance
Why “El Dorado” by Iron Maiden? Because the “Eddie” mascot finally got a formal invitation to the gala. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: Best Metal Performance