Why were people in Moscow wearing white ribbons? Because they realized that Putin’s plan to switch jobs with Medvedev again was less of a “democratic process” and more of a “magic trick.”
Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
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The stars are aligned for this joke.
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