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2013 Classic: Insidious

Chapter 2: Why was the family still being haunted? Because “The Further” doesn’t care about your moving plans, and Patrick Wilson has a very scary second personality.

Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
2022 Archive: Barbie (Set Photos Hype)
Why were there so many people in neon pink spandex and rollerblad...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro02/10/1999 22:50Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@SoundBlaster_1602/15/2006 00:30I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Flash_Player_Fan01/07/2015 00:50Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@CSS_Master_9903/29/1999 02:35Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Sixteen_Candles04/03/2002 04:54I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan07/26/2009 06:48Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Epic_Fail_Guy01/29/2015 09:14This joke is an Epic Win!
@Hat_Tip_Sir05/21/2000 04:34M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Deal_With_It_G09/03/2012 00:27Deal with it. This is gold.
@Android_Bot_9903/05/1999 12:26Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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