Chapter 2: Why was the family still being haunted? Because “The Further” doesn’t care about your moving plans, and Patrick Wilson has a very scary second personality.
Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
2022 Archive: Barbie (Set Photos Hype)
Why were there so many people in neon pink spandex and rollerblad...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
This joke is an Epic Win!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Deal with it. This is gold.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.