2021 Legacy: Olivia Rodrigo’s “Drivers License”
Why was the niece crying in the driveway? She wasn’t sad about a breakup—she just finally got her license and realized she had to drive… Read More »2021 Legacy: Olivia Rodrigo’s “Drivers License”
2021 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why did Tenet win? Because nobody understood the movie, but everyone agreed that crashing a real 747 was more impressive than CGI. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
2020 Vintage: The Sebastian Vettel Ferrari Exit
Why was it a sad goodbye? Because Ferrari built a car so slow that a four-time champ was celebrating 10th place like a race win.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sebastian Vettel Ferrari Exit
2020 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “Shadowlands” Launch
Why was the IT room quiet in November? Because death is just the beginning… of a 4-hour raid. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “Shadowlands” Launch
2019 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit… Read More »2019 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
2018 Archive: The Smart TV
Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a “Smart TV.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Smart TV
2018 Classic: The “Yellow Vest” Protests
Why was Paris burning in November? Because Emmanuel Macron tried to raise fuel taxes to save the planet, and the French people reminded him that… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Yellow Vest” Protests
2017 Vintage: The Fitbit Ionic
Why was the watch so square? Because Fitbit tried to make a “Smartwatch” and it looked like a 1980s vision of the year 2000. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fitbit Ionic
2017 Vintage: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every notification. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Kingsman 2
“Manners maketh man.” “Then use a napkin and stop wiping your hands on your jeans, Galahad.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails &… Read More »2017 Classic: The Kingsman 2