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2017 Vintage: The Fitbit Ionic

 Why was the watch so square? Because Fitbit tried to make a “Smartwatch” and it looked like a 1980s vision of the year 2000.

Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z01/05/2002 19:07Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Scream_Fan_9607/13/2014 10:14What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/04/2005 14:04The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Britney_Spears_Fan10/21/2014 01:46Oops, I laughed again!
@Clueless_Dionne12/20/1996 05:33Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Kazaa_Leecher08/16/2014 05:52I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Beavis_Cornholio01/10/2012 23:22I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Baxter_The_Dog06/23/2011 11:31Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Slow_Clap_Guy12/04/2007 22:37...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Cloud_Computing04/26/2007 08:13Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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