Why did half the boys in the senior class suddenly develop a mysterious “24-hour flu” on a Tuesday in late September? Because Microsoft had just released Halo 3 at midnight, and nobody was planning to leave their Xbox 360 until they finished the campaign.
Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Soulja Boy & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
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