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2020 Vintage: The Sebastian Vettel Ferrari Exit

Why was it a sad goodbye? Because Ferrari built a car so slow that a four-time champ was celebrating 10th place like a race win.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/12/2002 16:51Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter04/26/2010 23:21My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Incredibles_Dash12/29/1996 19:00That was super fast and super funny!
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@Web_2_0_Fan05/31/2015 16:45This is the future of humor!

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