2017 Classic: The “Large Crowd” Debate
Why were the side-by-side photos of 2009 vs. 2017 so controversial? Because in 2017, “Visual Evidence” was considered a matter of political opinion. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Large Crowd” Debate
2017 Archive: The Story
She tells a story about her childhood that always proves I’m not qualified to use a toaster. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The Story
2017 Vintage: The Fitbit Ionic
Why was the watch so square? Because Fitbit tried to make a “Smartwatch” and it looked like a 1980s vision of the year 2000. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fitbit Ionic
2016 Legacy: The 2016 Dyson Supersonic
A hair dryer that costs $400. 2016 is the peak of “over-engineering my morning routine.” Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift… Read More »2016 Legacy: The 2016 Dyson Supersonic
2016 Vintage: The Hillary “Fainting” Incident
Why was the 9/11 memorial video a problem? Because in 2016, “Health” was a conspiracy theory until it was a cell phone video. Part of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hillary “Fainting” Incident
2016 Classic: The Bar Snack
“Are these pretzels gluten-free and politically correct?” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2015 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
2015 Classic: The Ant-Man
I told her I can shrink. She said, “You already shrink every time I ask you to talk about your feelings.” Part of the 64… Read More »2015 Classic: The Ant-Man
2015 Archive: The Walk (3D)
I got vertigo just sitting in a cinema seat. 2015 is the year of “Why did he do that?” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Walk (3D)
2015 Classic: The Office 2016 Preview
Why did it look the same? Because “Innovation” in 2015 was just changing the shade of blue in the Word header. Part of the 77… Read More »2015 Classic: The Office 2016 Preview