The tech team installing an automated camera to live-stream the holiday service, only for the motion sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto a slow-moving ceiling fan instead of the choir.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
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