A hair dryer that costs $400. 2016 is the peak of “over-engineering my morning routine.”
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C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!