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2017 Classic: The Kingsman 2

 “Manners maketh man.” “Then use a napkin and stop wiping your hands on your jeans, Galahad.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
 "We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
 "Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
 "We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
 "The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
 "It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
 "The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
 "I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9704/12/1999 08:34Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Dumb_And_Dumber07/19/2005 08:54So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Eminem_Fan_0007/04/2005 23:35Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Pedro_For_Pres10/14/2006 09:23Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Happy_Tree_Fans03/19/2011 12:07So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Troll_Face_Real07/05/2003 12:07Problem? No, just laughs!

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