“I’m kind of a big deal.” “No, you’re just a guy who smells like mahogany and keeps talking to the dog like it understands English.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
That still only counts as one laugh!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
This site is very exciting!