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2004 Archive: The Anchor Man

 “I’m kind of a big deal.” “No, you’re just a guy who smells like mahogany and keeps talking to the dog like it understands English.”

Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer01/04/2015 08:16You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Encarta_Explorer03/21/2002 03:19I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Palm_Pilot_User10/13/2005 18:12Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/11/2009 18:48That still only counts as one laugh!
@Chocolate_Rain07/05/2012 19:44I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Excite_User_9712/08/2004 09:38This site is very exciting!

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