2005 Archive: The How I Met Your Mother Fan
“It’s going to be legen—wait for it—dary! …The light, I mean.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Archive: The How I Met Your Mother Fan
2005 Legacy: The New England Patriots 21-Game Streak
Why did it end? Because the Steelers finally remembered how to play defense, proving that even “The Empire” has a thermal exhaust port. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The New England Patriots 21-Game Streak
2005 Archive: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2005 Archive: The Radio
2005 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car smelled like “unfulfilled dreams.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Pizza
2005 Archive: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s an architect? “Ham-ilton.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Anchor Man
“I’m kind of a big deal.” “No, you’re just a guy who smells like mahogany and keeps talking to the dog like it understands English.” Part of… Read More »2004 Archive: The Anchor Man
2004 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school district still hadn’t invested in any form of digital reading material. Part of the 38 School… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2004 Classic: The O.C. – “Chrismukkah”
Why was the holiday so inclusive? Because Seth Cohen officially made “Chrismukkah” the coolest way to celebrate both traditions with a side of indie rock… Read More »2004 Classic: The O.C. – “Chrismukkah”
2004 Classic: The Smarty Jones Triple Crown Fail
Why was Philadelphia crying? Because the horse won the Derby and the Preakness but got caught at the finish line of the Belmont, proving that… Read More »2004 Classic: The Smarty Jones Triple Crown Fail
2003 Legacy: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Magic 8-Ball” to the trial? To provide “expert probabilistic testimony.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Evidence