She told the pizza guy his car smelled like “unfulfilled dreams.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2007 Archive: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make "Press 1 for English" sound like an insult.Part of the 55 Mot... read more »
She’s the only person who can make "Press 1 for English" sound like an insult.Part of the 55 Mot... read more »
2. 1997 Legacy: The Minivan (Part 2)
She says the new minivan is too spacious. She prefers us to be "cramped enough to hear her sighi... read more »
She says the new minivan is too spacious. She prefers us to be "cramped enough to hear her sighi... read more »
3. 2015 Classic: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
4. 2021 Archive: The Internet Search
She searched for "Can you return a son-in-law to his parents for a store credit?"Part of the 55 ... read more »
She searched for "Can you return a son-in-law to his parents for a store credit?"Part of the 55 ... read more »
5. 2024 Archive: The Radio
She hates "Lo-Fi Beats." She says it sounds like "someone who has given up on ever finding a cho... read more »
She hates "Lo-Fi Beats." She says it sounds like "someone who has given up on ever finding a cho... read more »
6. 2002 Archive: The Door
She doesn't knock; she just clears her throat until the drywall cracks.Part of the 61 Mother-in-... read more »
She doesn't knock; she just clears her throat until the drywall cracks.Part of the 61 Mother-in-... read more »
7. 2022 Archive: The iPhone 14 Pro
She loves the "Dynamic Island." She says, "It’s like your brain—a small, dark space where occasi... read more »
She loves the "Dynamic Island." She says, "It’s like your brain—a small, dark space where occasi... read more »
8. 2007 Archive: The Radio
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
She hates "Garage Rock." She says, "If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn't it cleaning it?... read more »
9. 2021 Archive: The Vaccination
She asked what’s in the vaccine. I told her science. She said, "I’m more worried about what’s in... read more »
She asked what’s in the vaccine. I told her science. She said, "I’m more worried about what’s in... read more »
10. 1997 Archive: The Pathfinder
NASA sent a rover to Mars this year. I asked if they had any room for a one-way passenger with a... read more »
NASA sent a rover to Mars this year. I asked if they had any room for a one-way passenger with a... read more »
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