Why was the holiday so inclusive? Because Seth Cohen officially made “Chrismukkah” the coolest way to celebrate both traditions with a side of indie rock and angst.
Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Very nice! Great success!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.