2003 Archive: The Finding Nemo Shark
“Bulbs are friends, not food.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Laptop Battery
Why was the man sitting near the toilet? Because it was the only place on the plane near a hidden power outlet for his 20-minute… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Laptop Battery
2003 Archive: The Browser Toolbar
Why was the screen half-covered? Because the user had the Yahoo, Google, and MSN toolbars all fighting for dominance. Part of the 66 Office Groaners:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Browser Toolbar
2001 Archive: The Glove
I’m a boxer. I’m just “fitting.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Butterfly Clip Overload
The girl who had twelve colorful plastic insects clamped onto her hair, making her head look like a tropical garden during the spelling bee. Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Butterfly Clip Overload
1999 Archive: The Emergency Room 2
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually started working here. I’m now a junior resident. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever… Read More »1999 Archive: The Emergency Room 2
1999 Classic: The Jake Lloyd Factor
Why was he nominated? Because the Razzies are heartless enough to realize that even a “chosen one” can give a wooden performance. Part of the… Read More »1999 Classic: The Jake Lloyd Factor
1998 Legacy: The iMac G3 Debut
Why was the computer blue and see-through? Because Steve Jobs decided that the future shouldn’t look like a beige filing cabinet. It was the first… Read More »1998 Legacy: The iMac G3 Debut
1998 Vintage: The 1998 FIFA World Cup Mascots
Why was “Footix” the rooster so happy? Because he’s the only bird in history that saw France actually win a trophy. Part of the 44… Read More »1998 Vintage: The 1998 FIFA World Cup Mascots
1998 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Helen Hunt? For winning her third in a row and making every other actress in the category consider a career in radio. Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)