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2007 Archive: The San Antonio Spurs Sweep

Why were the NBA Finals so quiet? Because Tim Duncan and the Spurs swept a young LeBron James and the Cavaliers, telling him: “This is going to be your league soon, but for now, it’s ours.”

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer06/26/2010 10:35Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Yahoo_Directory06/19/2011 18:18Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Dumb_And_Dumber07/01/2001 19:22So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Diva_Plavalaguna10/05/2009 07:31The highest note of humor!
@Ninja_Turtle_R01/09/1998 15:25Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Sixteen_Candles12/01/2008 12:25I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Lag_Victim_0106/15/2012 23:20I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

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