Why? Because Tony Shalhoub probably cleaned the Emmy statuette with a wet wipe before touching it.
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🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Hacks Dynasty
Why did Jean Smart win again? Because in 2025, the only thing mor...read more »
2025 Classic: The Last of Us Part II
Why was Pedro Pascal nominated? For proving that being the "Inter...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wednesday Season 2 Buzz
Why the jokes? For making Goth style the official uniform of Netf...read more »
2024 Archive: The Hiroyuki Sanada & Anna Sawai History
Why were their wins so significant? For becoming the first Japane...read more »
2024 Classic: The Jodie Foster Coronation
Why did she win for True Detective? For proving that even in the ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Baby Reindeer Shock
Why did Richard Gadd win everything? For proving that the most te...read more »
41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Modern Family’s Takeover, Glee’s High Note & The Breaking Bad Double-Punch” Edition
In 2010, the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards officially renovated the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Slow Horses Writing
Why did Will Smith (the writer) win? For proving that spies who s...read more »
36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Succession’s Final Exit, The Bear’s Kitchen Takeover & The Beef Sweep” Edition
In 2023 (though the ceremony was delayed until January 2024), the...read more »
37 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Mrs. Maisel’s Stand-up, The Throne’s Return & The Proposal” Edition
In 2018, the 70th Primetime Emmy Awards felt like a mix of a come...read more »
😜 More from category: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Sopranos’ Arrival, Ally’s Dance & The West Wing’s Debut” Edition
In 1999, the 51st Primetime Emmy Awards felt like the seismic shi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Penguin’s Iceberg
Why did Colin Farrell win everything? Because he played a gangste...read more »
2024 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Jean Smart? Because winning Emmys is as natural to her as bre...read more »
2024 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Anna Sawai? For being the emotional heart of a show that left...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The Dude abides... this joke.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Actually, it IS a cool story!