The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
“I’m a giant square of artisanal ice. I’m very serious.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ice Cube
A guy walks in with a lightning bolt painted on his face and orders a “Starman” cocktail. The bartender says, “He’s gone to Mars, pal.… Read More »2016 Archive: The David Bowie Tribute
Why the dog? For proving that some classics don’t need to be “edgy” or “modern”—they just need Charlie Brown and a red bird. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Peanuts Movie Nostalgia
“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘testing the structural integrity’ of the ladder.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Bodybuilder
“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘HealthKit Compatible’. It’s supposed to be uncomfortable.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit”… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Hospital Bed
Why Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds? For a movie so similar to Men in Black that it felt like a copyright infringement. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2013 Classic: The “R.I.P.D.” Logic
I finally found out what the fox says. He said, “Stop asking, it’s ‘fur’-ustrating!” Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie… Read More »2013 Classic: The Fox
We saw the movie. We were the only two people in the theater. It was the most romantic and boring date of our lives. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Lone Ranger
Why did we call it “Transition”? Because “Leaving and hoping for the best” didn’t fit on the official NATO banner. Part of the 33 Military… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Check-in” on the ANA
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