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2023 Classic: The Five Nights at Freddy’s

 “The animatronics are coming to life!” “No, that’s just the automatic vacuum hitting the wall at 2 AM. Very spooky.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
 "The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
 "Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
 "My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
 "The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »

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54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
 "My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro05/16/2015 16:34Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Resident_Evil_Z07/24/2011 19:37Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Melrose_Place_Fan04/16/1997 10:55Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam06/20/2004 07:41I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Mainframe_Manny08/22/2005 00:06Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Pirate_Bay_9902/01/2012 13:32Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@White_Goodman_G01/25/2000 21:50We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Success_Kid_Win06/02/2004 06:05Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Toolbar_Hater07/26/2013 16:13My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Charlie_Unicorn06/22/1996 18:15We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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