2006 Archive: The “Little Miss Sunshine” Family
They all have to push the ladder together to get it started. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Little Miss Sunshine” Family
2006 Vintage: The Earth
I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly). Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Fantastic Four (2005)
Why was the Uncle pretending to be on fire? Because he wanted to be the Human Torch, but he just ended up with singed eyebrows… Read More »2005 Classic: The Fantastic Four (2005)
2005 Classic: The Best Song Win
Why did Jorge Drexler sing his own song from the audience? Because the Academy didn’t let him perform it on stage, proving that winning an… Read More »2005 Classic: The Best Song Win
2005 Classic: The Smoke
I’m “vanishing” after 5 PM. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Grill Master
Why did the dad buy a new grill in 2005? Because he wanted to “YouTube” his burgers—actually, he just wanted to flip them while his… Read More »2005 Archive: The Grill Master
2004 Vintage: The Kanye West (College Dropout) Fan
One, but the bulb is a genius and it knows it. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Kanye West (College Dropout) Fan
2004 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2003 Vintage: The Cat in the Hat
We saw the movie. My wife said Mike Myers is terrifying. I told her he’s just like me before my morning coffee. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Cat in the Hat
2003 Classic: The Freaky Friday Switch
Why was Mom acting like a teen? Because Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis made “switching bodies” the ultimate summer fantasy. Part of the 38… Read More »2003 Classic: The Freaky Friday Switch