2003 Vintage: The Supermarket
She tried to return a banana because it was “too enthusiastic.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Supermarket
2002 Classic: American Idol
Why was the dinner so competitive? Because the family voted on every dish, and Simon Cowell (played by Uncle Jim) told Mom her stuffing was… Read More »2002 Classic: American Idol
2002 Legacy: Justin Timberlake’s Solo Debut
Why was everyone “Cryin’ a River”? Because JT went solo, and the era of the boy band was officially being replaced by fedoras and “Cry… Read More »2002 Legacy: Justin Timberlake’s Solo Debut
2001 Archive: Nicole Kidman (Moulin Rouge!)
Why was everyone singing “Lady Marmalade”? Because Nicole Kidman proved that a giant elephant and some glitter could make the 1900s look like a rave.… Read More »2001 Archive: Nicole Kidman (Moulin Rouge!)
2001 Classic: The Gary Condit Scandal
Why did everyone forget about it in September? Because 2001 was the year we learned that “Local Scandals” are a luxury for peaceful times. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Gary Condit Scandal
2000 Archive: The Bathroom Library Standard
Maintaining a pristine, twenty-year-old collection of miniature condensed magazines, arranged strictly by the numerical order of the publication volume. Part of the 38 Senior &… Read More »2000 Archive: The Bathroom Library Standard
2000 Legacy: The “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”
Why did the traveler ask for a “Lifeline”? Because he couldn’t find his hotel and his paper map was currently being eaten by a goat.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”
1999 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Electrical Surge
Shuffling across an avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks and accidentally delivering a massive static shock to anyone who attempts to hand Grandma a cup… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Shag Carpet Electrical Surge
1998 Vintage: The Y2K Panic
Why did the lawyer start charging for Y2K consulting? He didn’t know how to fix the code, but he knew how to sue the people… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Y2K Panic
1998 Vintage: The Furby Witness
Why did the lawyer ban Furbies from the courtroom? He was afraid they would repeat the private conversations he had about “adjusting” the truth. Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Furby Witness