1998 Vintage: The Y2K Panic

Why did the lawyer start charging for Y2K consulting? He didn’t know how to fix the code, but he knew how to sue the people who wrote it.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

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Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

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@Independence_Day05/12/2002 15:00Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Shrek_Ogrelord04/24/2000 03:01Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/28/2012 00:38My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Futurama_Bender12/21/2002 02:19Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Blade_Runner_201909/24/2006 08:41All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Brennan_Huff_X06/02/1999 16:20I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@WordPress_Fan_0307/18/2015 05:50The best thing since version 1.0!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/10/1996 15:17This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.