A guy tells his wife, “I’m like Thanos. I want to bring balance to the universe!” She points to the sink and says, “Great. Start by eliminating 50% of the dirty dishes. Pstryknij palcami i do roboty, fioletowy olbrzymie.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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