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2001 Classic: The Gary Condit Scandal

Why did everyone forget about it in September? Because 2001 was the year we learned that “Local Scandals” are a luxury for peaceful times.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2001 “New Beginnings & Brave Faces” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid05/13/2002 01:12Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Blockbuster_Refugee03/17/2004 06:47Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Cast_Away_Wilson01/21/2009 01:04WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes06/13/2015 22:30Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Friends_Lover12/14/2002 04:08Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Antivirus_Pro06/28/1995 18:13No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Walter_Sobchak11/13/2004 17:27Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Android_Bot_9907/29/2010 21:52Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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