2017 Legacy: The 2017 Face ID

I’m making weird faces at my phone in the dark just to see my bank balance.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

@Eminem_Fan_0005/31/2009 21:13Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Avatar_Na_vi08/15/2002 05:15I see you... laughing!

@Linux_Distro_User10/19/2004 20:48Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Fargo_Marge09/06/2007 20:12Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Sum41_Skater08/13/1998 04:02In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Loituma_Girl10/31/2000 00:25Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Grammar_Nazi_9907/11/2013 07:55Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Net_Neutrality01/21/2005 12:15Equality for all jokes!