Why did the traveler ask for a “Lifeline”? Because he couldn’t find his hotel and his paper map was currently being eaten by a goat.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Better than 16-bit graphics!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
The farce is strong with this one!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Deal with it. This is gold.