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2005 Classic: The Fantastic Four (2005)

Why was the Uncle pretending to be on fire? Because he wanted to be the Human Torch, but he just ended up with singed eyebrows while lighting the charcoal.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog09/22/2015 20:12Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Blockbuster_Refugee09/19/2011 16:38Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Men_In_Black_J02/07/2010 09:01Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Jackass_Johnny03/17/2013 18:46Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Orange_Mocha_F01/17/2004 13:09Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Trololo_Man_7001/04/2004 16:57Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Overly_Attached04/24/2014 00:01I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan02/18/2012 10:57OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Slow_Clap_Guy09/06/2003 01:55...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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