2006 Vintage: The Earth

I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

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@OfficeWorker_9905/24/1999 13:28I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Msdos_Expert06/05/2004 14:12DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Forrest_Gump_Running04/29/2007 06:18Laughing is as laughing does.

@WiFi_Zero_One03/14/2001 14:17Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Borat_Very_Nice01/18/1996 18:31Very nice! Great success!

@Dancing_Baby_9603/12/2011 22:30Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Evil_Kermit_M05/27/2009 16:19Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@GL_HF_Runner06/25/2001 15:20Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Android_Bot_9906/27/2009 09:24Beep boop. Humor recognized.