Why did it last 300 days? Because in 2010 Washington time, “Two Weeks” is the same as “One Legislative Session.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Unity" Talk (Post-Election)
Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Infrastructure Year"
Why is it actually happening? Because Elon Musk promised that if ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "January 20th" Countdown
Why is the White House so quiet? Because everyone is busy updatin...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Brat Summer" Meme
Why was Kamala "Brat"? Because the Democrats spent three months t...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition
In 2020, the American Presidency was broadcast from a socially di...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joy" Campaign Strategy
Why did Kamala talk about "Joy" so much? Because when you can't e...read more »
2025 Archive: The "AI" Advisor
Why does the President have an AI assistant? To make sure that wh...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition
In 2019, the American Presidency was a mix of a legal thriller an...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Incentives” Edition
In 2009, the American Presidency traded "Strategery" for "Hope," ...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Trump "Dancing" at Rallies
Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »
2024 Archive: The June Debate Meltdown
Why was the first debate a 2024 turning point? Because it was the...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition
In 2002, the Presidency was all about "The Mission." It was the y...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
That was super fast and super funny!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!