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2020 Vintage: The “15 Days to Slow the Spread”

Why did it last 300 days? Because in 2010 Washington time, “Two Weeks” is the same as “One Legislative Session.”

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beverly_Hills_9021011/29/2008 19:20The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Spice_Girl_Posh10/07/1999 14:02Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Incredibles_Dash09/12/2000 19:53That was super fast and super funny!
@Inkjet_Printers08/18/2013 15:50Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Blade_Runner_201911/15/1999 01:05All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Total_Recall_Fan07/05/2012 13:07Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Badger_Badger_M12/24/2014 09:33Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@First_World_P08/13/2008 21:38My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan04/18/2015 04:55Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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