Why did we call it “Transition”? Because “Leaving and hoping for the best” didn’t fit on the official NATO banner.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
True story! I was there!