2014 Vintage: The Hospital Bed

“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘HealthKit Compatible’. It’s supposed to be uncomfortable.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_309/28/2008 22:49Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Zelda_Link11/03/2009 00:44It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Baywatch_Runner11/07/2010 03:37Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Cyber_Security_X07/18/2015 22:59Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Korn_Follower03/13/1997 05:33Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@LiveJournal_Deep05/08/2004 01:49Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Noob_Slayer_X03/31/1999 00:49Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.