2018 Legacy: The Thanos Marriage
A guy tells his wife, “I’m like Thanos. I want to bring balance to the universe!” She points to the sink and says, “Great. Start… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Thanos Marriage
2018 Vintage: Jay-Z’s Zero-for-Eight
Why did Jay-Z leave empty-handed? Because the Grammys wanted to show him that being “The GOAT” doesn’t mean you get a free pass, even if… Read More »2018 Vintage: Jay-Z’s Zero-for-Eight
2017 Vintage: The Rise of the “Grey Zone”
What did the military learn in 2017? That you can be “At War” without ever actually firing a shot, as long as you have enough… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Rise of the “Grey Zone”
2017 Vintage: The Tequila
One shot to forget the news, two to think you’re “Salt Bae.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Tequila
2017 Legacy: The Fate of the Furious
I told her it’s all about family. She said, “Then spend some time with the ‘family’ instead of your car.” Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Fate of the Furious
2017 Legacy: The 2017 Face ID
I’m making weird faces at my phone in the dark just to see my bank balance. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Legacy: The 2017 Face ID
2017 Legacy: The Paramore “After Laughter”
Why the 80s synths? For the band making the most upbeat-sounding album about having a complete mental breakdown. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Paramore “After Laughter”
2016 Archive: The David Bowie Tribute
A guy walks in with a lightning bolt painted on his face and orders a “Starman” cocktail. The bartender says, “He’s gone to Mars, pal.… Read More »2016 Archive: The David Bowie Tribute
2016 Vintage: The Ice Cube
“I’m a giant square of artisanal ice. I’m very serious.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Ice Cube
2016 Legacy: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Instant Decaf Cauldron