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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

@Pixel_Addict08/07/2013 21:12LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Burning_CDs06/28/1998 16:59I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Matrix_Rebel12/13/2000 04:53I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Hellboy_Red12/09/2009 12:42I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Friday_Rebecca06/15/2004 08:10Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/15/2002 02:14The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Leeroy_Jenkins06/12/2010 17:25At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Trogdor_Burn05/12/2014 18:13Burninating the countryside with laughter!