What did the military learn in 2017? That you can be “At War” without ever actually firing a shot, as long as you have enough hackers, fake news bots, and a very good lawyer.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The "Targeting" AI (Project Maven 2.0)
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2024 Vintage: The "Cyber" Awareness 2024
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Problem? No, just laughs!