2022 Legacy: The Razzie Apology
Why did the Razzies win their own award? For nominating 12-year-old Ryan Kiera Armstrong, proving that even the “worst” awards can sometimes be the worst… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Razzie Apology
2022 Legacy: The Bad Bunny
She’s listening to reggaeton. I told her I’m a “Bad Bunny.” She said, “You’re an ‘Old Rabbit’—go take your vitamins.” Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bad Bunny
2021 Vintage: Cobra Kai
Why were all the dads shouting “Quiet!” and doing karate in the garage? Because 80s nostalgia hit harder than a crane kick to the face.… Read More »2021 Vintage: Cobra Kai
2021 Vintage: The “Karen” Summer
Why were there so many viral videos of people shouting in stores? Because after a year of lockdown, everyone’s “Customer Service” filter had completely disintegrated.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Karen” Summer
2021 Classic: The Squid Game
A guy starts playing “Red Light, Green Light” on his way to the bathroom. The bartender yells, “Green light!” and the guy runs. The bartender… Read More »2021 Classic: The Squid Game
2020 Vintage: The “15 Days to Slow the Spread”
Why did it last 300 days? Because in 2010 Washington time, “Two Weeks” is the same as “One Legislative Session.” Part of the 41 Presidential… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “15 Days to Slow the Spread”
2019 Classic: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the code of the black hole. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2019 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2018 Archive: The Instant Family
I told her we’re an instant family. She said, “There was nothing ‘instant’ about the twelve hours of labor I went through.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Instant Family
2018 Classic: The Real Madrid “Zidane Out”
Why did the coach leave? Because he won three Champions Leagues in a row and realized that there was literally nothing left to do except… Read More »2018 Classic: The Real Madrid “Zidane Out”