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2016 Vintage: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO Panic, Wireless Earbud Woes & Smart Grid Strife” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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