Why did soldiers hate their rifles? Because in 1995, the “Modern” British assault rifle was known to jam if it saw a single grain of sand or a drop of rain.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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