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2019 Archive: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade

The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant suspension.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame Spoilers, Old Town Road & VSCO Girl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready07/29/2015 19:50If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan06/17/1997 05:23I am crying... with laughter!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F04/03/2007 13:18The future is laughing at us.
@Brazil_Terry_G10/13/1999 21:28Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Step_Brothers_B10/26/2006 07:46Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@AllYourBase_9911/04/2008 20:01All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Friday_Rebecca10/20/2013 23:09Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Railgun_Sniper10/28/2015 05:30I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Slow_Clap_Guy02/10/2014 01:45...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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