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2013 Classic: The Fox

 I finally found out what the fox says. He said, “Stop asking, it’s ‘fur’-ustrating!”

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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2025 Classic: The Grape
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101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001)
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91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/10/1995 05:59I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/15/1996 23:08What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@BBS_Sysop05/28/2004 05:24Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@SimCity_Mayor06/21/1995 10:22Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril02/03/2010 00:11He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Pirate_Bay_9905/04/2010 04:20Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan05/25/2004 19:13Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Harambe_Memories11/16/2013 15:06Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

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