2004 Vintage: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 52 Classic… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Fan
2003 Classic: The S.W.A.T. Movie Training
Why was the backyard game so serious? Because Colin Farrell and Samuel L. Jackson made “tactical burger retrieval” look like a profession. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: The S.W.A.T. Movie Training
2003 Legacy: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
Why OutKast for “The Whole World”? Because even when they aren’t releasing an album, they’re still better than the whole world. Part of the 38… Read More »2003 Legacy: Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group
2002 Vintage: The Signs Movie Fear
Why were there tin foil hats at the BBQ? Because M. Night Shyamalan made us think that crop circles were coming for our corn-on-the-cob. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Signs Movie Fear
2002 Archive: The David Bowie “Heathen”
Why the return to form? For Bowie proving that even in the new millennium, he was still the most sophisticated man in the room. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The David Bowie “Heathen”
2002 Classic: The DVD Extras
“I love the ‘Director’s Commentary’ on our arguments.” “What’s that?” “That’s when your mother calls and explains exactly what you meant to say.” Part of the 54… Read More »2002 Classic: The DVD Extras
2002 Legacy: The Mike Tyson vs. Lennox Lewis
Why was the press conference a brawl? Because Tyson bit Lewis’s leg before the fight even started, proving that Mike really prefers “tasting” his opponents… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Mike Tyson vs. Lennox Lewis
2001 Classic: The Generic
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic the bottle is just a plain white box with ‘PILLS’ written in Crayon.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: The Generic
2001 Vintage: Pearl Harbor’s Length
Why was Michael Bay nominated? Because he turned a tragic history into a three-hour music video where the explosions have more personality than the lead… Read More »2001 Vintage: Pearl Harbor’s Length
2000 Legacy: The Lakers vs. Blazers Game 7
Why was Portland so heartbroken? Because they had a 15-point lead in the 4th quarter and watched it disappear into a Shaq alley-oop that shook… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Lakers vs. Blazers Game 7