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2000 Legacy: The Lakers vs. Blazers Game 7

Why was Portland so heartbroken? Because they had a 15-point lead in the 4th quarter and watched it disappear into a Shaq alley-oop that shook the planet.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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