2001 Classic: The Generic

“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic the bottle is just a plain white box with ‘PILLS’ written in Crayon.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@MIRC_Operator12/22/2004 09:35/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl10/15/1995 17:35Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Scream_Ghostface01/12/2009 06:11Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Slashdot_Effect08/07/2005 04:59We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@CounterStrike_Pro08/13/2009 10:43Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!