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2002 Legacy: The Mike Tyson vs. Lennox Lewis

Why was the press conference a brawl? Because Tyson bit Lewis’s leg before the fight even started, proving that Mike really prefers “tasting” his opponents to boxing them.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro04/11/1999 22:12Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@WebTV_Viewer10/18/2002 16:24Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Vaporwave_Original01/26/2004 19:46Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Gladiator_Maximus10/18/1996 20:06Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Nsync_Justin01/01/2002 21:40Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Harry_Potter_Ron12/11/2006 17:01Bloody brilliant, mate!
@CRT_Degauss06/09/2015 20:42BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Pirate_Bay_9905/09/2015 14:12Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Leave_Britney_A07/16/1995 08:01Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Midi_Background05/24/2011 05:49Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

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