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2001 Vintage: Pearl Harbor’s Length

 Why was Michael Bay nominated? Because he turned a tragic history into a three-hour music video where the explosions have more personality than the lead actors’ love triangle.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_312/16/1997 20:54Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Friends_Lover03/29/2006 15:12Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Malware_Hunter07/04/2010 20:45Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Trinity_Matrix03/04/1999 13:39Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/04/1998 16:09I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Shagadelic_9704/08/2013 23:08This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Ancient_Aliens_G08/16/1997 03:29I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@LonelyGirl15_F03/18/2013 03:11Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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